A Little Zen Humor

A spiritual aspirant went to a Zen monastery to find God. It was a special monastery, the rule was not to talk for 10 years and even then only to say two words to the Zen Master to reflect on the lessons learned. The aspirant spent 10 years in silence and when the Zen Master came and asked him about his experience he said "Bed hard!" Ten more years were spent in silence and when the Zen Master again asked him for his reflections he said, "Food sucks!". Ten more years went by and before the Zen Master could ask the man anything he only said, "I quit". Responded the Zen Master, "I am not surprised. All you ever do is complaining."