A spiritual seeker goes to a Tibet monastery to find enlightenment. The head monk explains the rules; every monk practices silences for ten years and is then allowed to communicate two words. After 10 years the seeker is asked for his insight, but all he can come up with is "bed hard!". Ten more years go by and when the head monk asks him for his insights, again, all he can come up with is, "food sucks!". Ten more years go by and when the head monk ask him for his insight, he shouts, "I quit!". The head monk nods his head and responds, "I can't say that I am surprised. All you ever do is complaining."